My Sad Butt

Dear Diary,

Do you remember the thing that used to be on my belly?  The authorities had made such a fuss over it.  I'm glad it's gone.  It hurt sometimes. It started to stink. I concentrated very hard and it just fell off. Well, now my butt hurts sometimes, and stinks sometimes, and I sure hope it falls off soon. I will keep concentrating.

-Sad Baby